Do to my shitty neighbors and HOA, they have decided that inviting you wonderful people into my home is a violation of the declaration of condominium. SO therefor we can't do anymore dinners here. Sucks right? 

Good news is I ain't no bitch. I still want to cook for you so if you are interested in me coming to you, I'm all for it. 

Its been real, its been fun but as the saying goes; fuck 2020. 

Love you,

(except the snitches)

- Jeff